irc-buc.lug.ro

<_mache-> mie mi'a baut secretara ultima juma de stcla de bere

<_mache-> ce sa'i fac?

<blonda> fute-o

<Kefren> fute-o

<K9> fute-o

psyche: si eu ar trebui sa o spal pe a mea

psyche: norocul meu e ca e negra si nu se vede jegul

<cmatei> mi-am pierdut pricheta

<cmatei> stiu dastauta pe dinagara ca n0anm lymina

<cmatei> ca altefel nb sacveam cum sa sva sciru nimic

<cmatei> faci nist eegresre.lei ... da' asta e finca sunt beat

<cmatei> un oic]

<cmatei> pic adica

<-- wolfy has quit (Quit: zbay lymina vine de pe dastauta lui mcaiet care o

stie pe dinagara cind e neat)

<cmatei> fuck yiyut ca faceti misto de mine

<cmatei> undfe e t aigta'

<cmatei> am gasit

<cmatei> daca sas nmimeri becu as ava lumina

<cmatei> si nas- mai face icu greasala

<cmatei> acum va dca ttste z aiureas

<cmatei> da' na-m ce fac

sa-mi bag pula in voi ca mereu stergeti ce pun eu na!! vi se pare funny

asta???

#linux , freenode.org

<fuxxy> holy shit.

<fuxxy> I just helped myself.

<fuxxy> I'm trying to get pcmcia_cs compiled, and I was stuck where I had a

problem in the past..

<fuxxy>  I started reading forums, and I found an old post of mine

detailing exactly how to fix the problem :)

<sensei> haha

[22:56] <Terran> care-i comanda pt winamp ?

[22:56] <Terran> pls

[22:56] <darKClaw`> /quit winamp 

[22:56] <Terran> thx

[22:57] * Terran (~mafiasugu@83.

3.226.182) Quit (Quit: winamp)

minel_ungureanu: tocmai a venit tata beat sa se laude cu noua lui caciula

de miel

minel_ungureanu: ce looser

<emanuel> bah

<emanuel> e gata ?

<kv9> da

<kv9> ai un borcanel?

<@benishor> un soi de shuba de-aia

<@benishor> de la bunicu-miu

<@benishor> din oaie de miel

<Psyche-> oaie de miel?

<sod> Nu lua niciodata un somnifer si un laxativ in aceeasi seara.

[00:16] (TEH_PIMP): beni a facut un fel de coitus intreruptus la mine pe

ftp

[00:16] (TEH_PIMP): a facut un dir

[00:16] *** eteCuru (~SuperGlue@80.97.187.193) Quit (Ping timeout)

[00:16] (TEH_PIMP): si a uploadat pe langa

yo_melka: niciodata nu te vei putea compara cu mine

yo_melka: deoarece eu posed ceva ce tu nu vei avea vreodata in totalitate

yo_melka: pe langa shmekeria nativa... 

yo_melka: 

royal6677: ?

yo_melka: pizda





mwahahhahahahah

Sven Donar: ghici ce am luat de pe odc?

cafea-fara-zahar: muie ?

la un pahar de irc despre tipe



[01:48] <minerul> are 32 de ani

[01:48] <minerul> si copil de 12

[01:48] <minerul> ma innebuneste

[01:48] <[toshy]> :)

[02:31] <minerul> jucam 15 minute unreal 15 minute o trageam de tzatze pe

ma-sa

[02:31] <minerul> :))

[02:31] <minerul> si cand imi mai luam cate o racheta in gura

[02:31] <minerul> ziceam in sinea mea 'e, futu-tzi pe ma-ta'

[02:31] <minerul> :)))

[02:32] <[toshy]> jucai cu el?

[02:32] <minerul> da

[02:32] <minerul> cu fi-su

[02:32] <minerul> unreal

[02:32] <[toshy]> lol

<geekj> FUCKING INTERNET EXPLORER!!!!

<geekj> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!

(Thriller) <<bat si fut ca masina de cusut>>

(IMME) cu un ac subtzire ?

<adiacent> I ain't an idiot, you know ?

<adiacent> :)

<Naturelle> I never said you were

<adiacent> I never said I wasn't

<adiacent> :)

<Naturelle> you just did

[00:23] <mistia> adica

[00:23] <mistia> am luat-o de la un tip

[00:23] <mistia> de aici

[00:23] <mistia> wait

[00:23] <mistia> that sounded wrong

[00:23] <mistia> mi-a dat-o

#tribal



<fofo> [17:37] <fofo> da' tot proasta ramai

<fofo> [17:38] <blondy21> nu sunt proasta

<fofo> [17:38] <fofo> dovedeste-mi

<fofo> [17:38] <fofo> cat face 2+2-2

<fofo> [17:38] <blondy21> 6

<Manowar> in god we trust. all others must have valid md5sum checks.

17.02.2004[22:15] <kv9> sunt un cacat

<adiacent> me gotta pee

* [toshy] (~toshy@193.231.233.156) Quit (Excess Flood)

[02:47] <Zamolxes> eu mancam odata icre

[02:47] <Zamolxes> dintr'o cutie din'aia mare

[02:47] <Zamolxes> si muream de foame

[02:47] <Zamolxes> pana am vazut ca scria mare pe cutie CRAP

[02:47] <Zamolxes> :)

[02:47] <raz98> lol

[02:47] <raz98> haha

[02:48] <mistia> lol

[02:48] <Zamolxes> i was eatin crap

[17:06] <darKClaw> Hai ca fac eu anal 

... 

[17:06] <darKClaw> n-am vrut sa sciu aia 

[17:06] <darKClaw> erma sigur c-am scris canal

<b-66-ama> tu ai auzit ma?

<HarDWirE> ce saud

<b-66-ama> un zgomot pe scara

<b-66-ama> ce pana mea sa auzi

<b-66-ama> ce am scris mai sus

(@kv9): da vad ca nu mai zic nimica acuma

(@kv9): au zis ca imi trag

(@kv9): dar miau tras muie

(@The_Dead): pai fa presiuni, da-i in sange :)

(@The_Dead): LOL

<xCyBorG> plus unul din alta serie

--- drag0sh is now known as Reiker

<xCyBorG> care se cheama Enterprise

--- xCyBorG is now known as JeanLuc

<JeanLuc> wasssup Nimber One ?

<JeanLuc> s/nimber/number

<Reiker> capitane, mi s-a parut mie ca  eram in alta serie

<Reiker> data avea memoria updatata

<JeanLuc> fara Y2K bug, eh ? :)

<Reiker> year 2.4k

<JeanLuc> mda

<Reiker> laerienii ne ataca

<JeanLuc> chiar acum 1 ora m-am uitat la Star Trek - First Contact

<Reiker> deskidem linuxul international?

<Reiker> sa ii translatam

<Reiker> incarc modulul de kernel acum, suntem in USER SPACE

<JeanLuc> hax0rienii

<Reiker> haxorienii sunt ca si morti

--- Reiker is now known as Raica

--- JeanLuc is now known as Janluc

--- cmatei is now known as Deita

--- You are now known as laForja

<VooDoo> huh ?

<Raica> comader Deita don-t mess with our new kernel

<Raica> is'a a pre btazoid one

<Deita> capitane, suntem port-scanati

<Raica> take care of it, highly unstable

<Janluc> pregatiti fazerele...

<Raica> sa vezi ce fazere dupa gat le dam

<Janluc> laForja..cum stam cu motoarele ?

<laForja> Janluc: prost

<laForja> Janluc: nu le vad

<Raica> la forja baga la motoare, nu e pe canal

<Janluc> laForja: deschide ochii 

<laForja> Janluc: n-am

<Raica> dsikde aparatu repede

<Janluc> laForja: nashpa...nashpaa...

<laForja> gat

<Deita> scuturile sunt sus: iptables -I INPUT -s H4X0R -j DROP

<Raica> emitem in 2.4 ia-ti drivere de pcmcia noi

<laForja> le vad

<Raica> !

<Janluc> laForja" cate degete am ridicat eu acuma ?

<laForja> unu, sa va fie rusine

<Raica> capitane iar le aratzi CENTRALUL?

<Janluc> sorry...

<Raica> era thumbu, scuze, mi-a intrat un haxoroid in oki

<VooDoo> biatche

<laForja> motoarele sunt la maxim, kernel-ul e bun..

<Janluc> engage

<laForja> shit

<laForja> nu merge

<Janluc> mai engage o data..

<Raica> un depmod -a ne-a distruge simboulrile de pe maieuri

<Janluc> da-i un reboot

<laForja> am uitat sa du lilo

<Raica> ingeigi neau!!!

<laForja> gata

<Deita> laForja probabilitate de 87.3% sa mearga cu insmod -f

<Raica> laForja: esti icompetent, maine iti updatam frimwarele la okelari

<Janluc> dar nu e periculos Deita ?

<laForja> unresolved symbol brain

<Raica> Deita: risca, baga insmod -f, ai grija sa nu panikezi nava

<Deita> Raica this will taint the kernel, firmwarele de okelari e

binary-only

<laForja> nu mai suport vreu SVGA ochelari

<Raica> v-am spus bah sa ii luati okelari cu soft open source lu la forja?

<VooDoo> aloou.. linku simbolic se face ceva de genu ln -s target-file

destinatia ?

<Raica> iar da mailuri cu virusi

<laForja> intruder

<Janluc> laForja: VESA 2.0 e bine ?

<laForja> kill VooDoo, securirty to engine room

* VooDoo out

<Raica> over end aut

<Janluc> VooDoo fige... urmariti-l

<VooDoo> ma frec pe sfarc

<Janluc> s/fige.fuge

* VooDoo catre baza :

<Raica> a pus mana pe tztza lui, e offende

<Raica> haxorian pe nava

* VooDoo eject

<Janluc> VooDoo ce sexy esti

<Raica> haxorian pe nava! alerta gri cu dungi

<laForja> ba, vedeti ca VooDoo se freaca pe sfarc si stropeste motoarele

<Raica> haxorian pe nava! alerta gri cu dungi albastre

 R0bert777 Raica 

<Deita> capitane, VooDoo se uncloakeaza chiar in fata noastra !

* VooDoo scapa cu nava de rezerva

<Raica> Deita: pune fazerele pe el

<laForja> Raica: bre, da parca erai la Diana, ce tot ne freci cu alerte?

* VooDoo ma auto-teleportez



<Janluc> VooDoo nu te mai freca pe sfarc

<Janluc> ca ne faci pofta

<Raica> infundatzi tzeava de teleportare

<Deita> unu VooDoo si-a remodulat purtatoarea

<Raica> il prindem pe conducta

<laForja> cp VooDoo_teleportat > /dev/null

<laForja> gata

<laForja> l-am prins

<Raica> Deita: lasa dracu priceperea umorului si actioneaza

<Janluc> VooDoo resistence is futile...you will be assimilated

<laForja> s/cp/cat

<Raica> asa baieti, dezasimilati-l

<Janluc> VooDoo... do you copy ?

<Raica> he pastes

<Deita> numaru unu, intotdeauna mi-am dorit sa inteleg umorul

<Janluc> VooDoo... do you rm * ?

<Raica> keep a close eye on him

 R0bert777 Raica 

<laForja> Raica: that's mean

<VooDoo> hihi

<Janluc> :)))

<VooDoo> eu am baut si voi v-ati imbatat

<Raica> Deita: nici o problema, e un canal de haxorieni #mumu, acolo vei

prinde algoritmul

<Deita> processing, processing

<Janluc> laForja... tu nu ma vezi cu ochi buni, eh ?

<Deita>  /join #mumu care aveti un rootkit pentru voodoo 5.1 ?

* laForja a cazut in motor

<Janluc> bun combustibil....ce ati bagat in motor de merge asa bine ?

<Raica> LOGURILE CAPITANULUI DIN VAR LOG CAPITAN1 ///  INCA O MISIUNE

REZOLVATA CU SUCCES IN CARE NU A MURIT NIMENI DIN ECHIPA, NE INTOARCEM LA

NICKURILE NOASTRE ...

--- Raica is now known as DRAG0SH

<@matula> Burn process successfully failed

[03:

] <[toshy]> oare imi scade iq-ul cand itzi dau mue?

[00:53] <benishor> bai sa-mi bag pula ce enorm mi se pare totu'

[00:53] <benishor> imi vine sa plang

[00:53] <Lemiwinks> stiu

[00:53] <Lemiwinks> mai bine nu ti-o aratam

<yosh_dewd> te intereseaza ceva plugin care face laba in terragen in loc de

apa ?

<yosh_dewd> *face lava

<mistia> ce-mi plac chaturile de la tactics arena

<mistia> lol

<mistia> il intreb

<mistia> unde stai ?

<mistia> si intre timp ii omor un arcas

<mistia> si el zice michigan si imi omoara vrajitorul

<mistia> nice nice

cosmina_blue: da si mie un site cu oferte de calc k-lumea plz

cosmina_blue: in afara de flamingi si ultrpro

Rubby-Roy: www.cauta.pe.google.com

cosmina_blue: ms

Rubby-Roy: np

cosmina_blue: baaaaaaaaa

<March> did the baby kick?

<benishor> oh, a bit

<benishor> i think it's a girl

<benishor> wait, her name is andra

<benishor> yes, she's smart

<March> kick her back

<benishor> LOL

<March> don't let her take you over :)

<[toshy]> eram cu sticla de cola in mana

<[toshy]> si venea o tipa buna

<[toshy]> si

<[toshy]> au fost 5 secunde cand m-am uitat in ochii ei

<[toshy]> si ea in ai mei

<[toshy]> dupa care m-am impiedicat

<[toshy]> si am scapat sticla de cola

<[toshy]> pe masina

<[toshy]> pula mea

<[toshy]> si mi-au cazut si cheile de la masina pa jos

<[toshy]> si tipa a inceput sa rada

<[toshy]> pula mea

<[toshy]> m-am adunat de jos

<[toshy]> impreuna cu cola si chei

<[toshy]> si am pornit cu scartsait de rotsi

#level @ UnderNet

[22:26:17] * @Proof_FUK omg

[22:26:29] * @Proof_FUK ma mancat nijte cauciuc dala de pe cablu crezand k

sunt firmituri de ciocolat

<_Myth_> bai frate

<_Myth_> daca mai aud

<_Myth_> 1 cuvant

<_Myth_> despre wow

<_Myth_> sa mor daca nu arunc calculatoru p geam

<DarK-Elf> WoW e super marfa

*** _Myth_ Quit (Signed off)

<cmatei> mi-a cazut curentul si am crezut ca mi l-au taiat, asa ca am

platit facturile

<cmatei> vad ca repornise intre timp, damn

IMME : lol i'm dumb

IMME : ma uit jos in taskbar

IMME : mirc/yahoo/google/winamp

IMME : dau right-click pe winamp

IMME : close

yosh : hahaha

IMME : si ma gandesc wtf s-a oprit muzica

IMME : press winamp button

IMME : play

IMME : there...

IMME : si dup-aia ma gandesc WTF did i just do

[01:16] ([toshy]): ba

[01:16] ([toshy]): pe mine nu m-a prins nimeni

[01:16] ([toshy]): cu toate ca sunt un labagiu hardcore

<piggywigg> deci sa-mi bag pula

<piggywigg> daca am vazut stuff my boring decit "family guy"

<piggywigg> it's like watching scooby doo with the tv upside down

<piggywigg> what the FUCK is that thing ?

<ASmith> dl'ing matrix reloaded vcd

<ASmith> who wants to touch me?

[03:00] <@MUADDIB> peste vreo 2 ani a pus maric.juana in beci. lampi,

staniol reflectorizant et

[03:01] <@MUADDIB> bunica-sa a facut ceai din ea si s-a basculat pe spate

[03:01] <@MUADDIB> au gasit-o astia terminata

[03:01] <@MUADDIB> la 80 de ani drogata muta!

[03:01] <@fishbone> lool

[03:01] <@fishbone> bunica trotilata. now that's something to see

[03:02] <@MUADDIB> magarul i-a zis ca plantele sunt de origine indiana,

pentru ceai si cu efect stimulator a capacitatii de invatare

[03:03] <@MUADDIB> probabil ca baba vroia sa scape de scleroza

#gamesromania on undernet



 <wu-nix>

http://www.revistapresei.ro/RO/articol.cfm?Sectiune=Esential&ID=55441

 <wu-nix> Biblia mentioneaza 2006 ca anul sfarsitului lumii

....



<Hoit|ork> wu-nix, ce zice biblia de data de aparitie a lui HL2?

[22:21] <Psyche-> daniella`, tu esti available, right?

[22:21] <daniella`> what do u mean by that?

[22:22] <Psyche-> adica no bf

[22:22] <daniella`> im available as in Im looking for a job, but im not

having sex with u

<staniol> guys... lets group hug and touch dicks

[02:02] <xteam> la hardisku tau de 420MB..nu inteleg la ce iti trebe !GB

traffic

[02:03] <HarDWirE> oh

[02:03] <HarDWirE> domnul ISO are dinti

[02:03] <HarDWirE> la voi in canada incurcati mereu M cu G?

[02:03] <xteam> da..ia tu o guie ..de la mine

<BLK_Shark> OceanSoul : there is no spoon, now eat your god damn soup with

your fingers !

<zeuss_> bha yo m-am agndit la ceva

<Furnica> sa rastignim p cineva ?

<zeuss_> un proiect care va revolutiona inconjuratul biserici

<Furnica> ahhaah

<Furnica> trenuletzu groazei ?

<zeuss_> ce-ar fi daca am contrui o biserica care s-ar invarti si oamenii

numa ar sta pe loc

<Furnica> loooooooooool

<Furnica> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"

<zeuss_> asa ar economisi timp si spatiu ca biserica s-ar putea invarti

destul de repede

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