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irc-buc.lug.ro
<_mache-> mie mi'a baut secretara ultima juma de stcla de bere
<_mache-> ce sa'i fac?
<blonda> fute-o
<Kefren> fute-o
<K9> fute-o
14 May 2003 at 8:02 PM
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psyche: si eu ar trebui sa o spal pe a mea
psyche: norocul meu e ca e negra si nu se vede jegul
09 Jan 2005 at 12:18 PM
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minel_ungureanu: tocmai a venit tata beat sa se laude cu noua lui caciula
de miel
minel_ungureanu: ce looser
06 Aug 2003 at 1:05 AM
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sa-mi bag pula in voi ca mereu stergeti ce pun eu na!! vi se pare funny
asta???
30 Jun 2005 at 4:07 PM
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<cmatei> mi-am pierdut pricheta
<cmatei> stiu dastauta pe dinagara ca n0anm lymina
<cmatei> ca altefel nb sacveam cum sa sva sciru nimic
<cmatei> faci nist eegresre.lei ... da' asta e finca sunt beat
<cmatei> un oic]
<cmatei> pic adica
<-- wolfy has quit (Quit: zbay lymina vine de pe dastauta lui mcaiet care o
stie pe dinagara cind e neat)
<cmatei> fuck yiyut ca faceti misto de mine
<cmatei> undfe e t aigta'
<cmatei> am gasit
<cmatei> daca sas nmimeri becu as ava lumina
<cmatei> si nas- mai face icu greasala
<cmatei> acum va dca ttste z aiureas
<cmatei> da' na-m ce fac
12 Sep 2003 at 12:48 AM
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[22:56] <Terran> care-i comanda pt winamp ?
[22:56] <Terran> pls
[22:56] <darKClaw`> /quit winamp
[22:56] <Terran> thx
[22:57] * Terran (~mafiasugu@83.103.226.182) Quit (Quit: winamp)
09 Dec 2004 at 10:57 PM
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<@benishor> un soi de shuba de-aia
<@benishor> de la bunicu-miu
<@benishor> din oaie de miel
<Psyche-> oaie de miel?
21 Sep 2004 at 3:42 AM
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[00:16] (TEH_PIMP): beni a facut un fel de coitus intreruptus la mine pe
ftp
[00:16] (TEH_PIMP): a facut un dir
[00:16] *** eteCuru (~SuperGlue@80.97.187.193) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:16] (TEH_PIMP): si a uploadat pe langa
08 Aug 2003 at 12:33 AM
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yo_melka: niciodata nu te vei putea compara cu mine
yo_melka: deoarece eu posed ceva ce tu nu vei avea vreodata in totalitate
yo_melka: pe langa shmekeria nativa...
yo_melka:
royal6677: ?
yo_melka: pizda


mwahahhahahahah
28 Nov 2004 at 11:14 PM
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<adiacent> me gotta pee
* [toshy] (~toshy@193.231.233.156) Quit (Excess Flood)
30 Jul 2003 at 1:21 AM
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(Thriller) <<bat si fut ca masina de cusut>>
(IMME) cu un ac subtzire ?
14 Aug 2003 at 2:43 AM
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<adiacent> I ain't an idiot, you know ?
<adiacent> :)
<Naturelle> I never said you were
<adiacent> I never said I wasn't
<adiacent> :)
<Naturelle> you just did
28 Mar 2003 at 11:58 PM
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<_Myth_> bai frate
<_Myth_> daca mai aud
<_Myth_> 1 cuvant
<_Myth_> despre wow
<_Myth_> sa mor daca nu arunc calculatoru p geam
<DarK-Elf> WoW e super marfa
*** _Myth_ Quit (Signed off)
14 Nov 2004 at 2:03 PM
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[kv9] pute a reboot
[blahbluh] no shit
* blahbluh (~emanuel@ns.phpbase.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by
peer)
06 Feb 2004 at 8:37 AM
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#linux , freenode.org
<fuxxy> holy shit.
<fuxxy> I just helped myself.
<fuxxy> I'm trying to get pcmcia_cs compiled, and I was stuck where I had a
problem in the past..
<fuxxy> I started reading forums, and I found an old post of mine
detailing exactly how to fix the problem :)
<sensei> haha
22 Apr 2003 at 1:50 AM
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<benishor> I have a hunch
<animalu> Hmm ?
<animalu> And you live in Notre Damme ?
31 Mar 2003 at 1:40 PM
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<@matula> Burn process successfully failed
18 Jun 2003 at 3:40 AM
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* adiacent was kicked by gnu (flood)
* adiacent (~acid@193.231.233.156) has joined
<adiacent> si tipa mai avea putin si imi futea o bucata buna
* seeph00n sets mode: +o adiacent
<@adiacent> si
<@adiacent> le-am zis sa ma praisuiasca
<@adiacent> pentru faptul ca eu le-am facut cunostinta
<@adiacent> and they were like silent and
* adiacent was kicked by procdev (flood)
* adiacent (~acid@193.231.233.156) has joined
<adiacent> incruntati
* adiacent was kicked by plastic (flood)
* adiacent (~acid@193.231.233.156) has joined
<adiacent> and I was like .. "erm .. I didn't ?" .. "really ?" .. "ok,
nevermind that"
<adiacent> SA TE FUT IN CUR PLASTIC> SI PE TINE GNU
* adiacent was kicked by harb (Caps abuse - 100%)
* adiacent (~acid@193.231.233.156) has joined
<adiacent> DUMNEZEII MA-TII CUI TZI-A DAT TZIE OP, CACATULE DE BOT CE ESTI
TU FUTU=TI AMNARU' TAU ?
* adiacent was kicked by harb (Caps abuse - 100%)
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<@adiacent> MUIA MA-TII SI CRISTOSII TAI DE CACAT CU OCHI !
<@adiacent> s-a linistit ?
20 Jun 2004 at 11:13 PM
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[01:10] <[toshy]> avand in vedere ca benny vine de acasa si zice: 'azi m-a
intrebat maica-mea daca sunt homosexual'
01 Aug 2003 at 2:44 AM
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[04:43] (@Pr0nStar): ah, aia care era acolo
[04:43] (@Pr0nStar): 'mai demult'
[04:43] (@Pr0nStar): era blow job etiquette
[04:43] (@Pr0nStar): lemme show you
[04:44] * harb unzips
12 Jul 2003 at 4:43 AM
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[17:06] <darKClaw> Hai ca fac eu anal
...
[17:06] <darKClaw> n-am vrut sa sciu aia
[17:06] <darKClaw> erma sigur c-am scris canal
28 Sep 2004 at 12:18 AM
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bogdanandrei21's status is now "Chinese Slow Instrumental Music - Track 1".
(1/20/2005 12:01 AM)
hp_badcomm: hmmmmm
hp_badcomm: ba
hp_badcomm: chinese slow instrumental music?
bogdanandrei21's status is now "Idle". (1/20/2005 12:03 AM)
hp_badcomm: ...
20 Jan 2005 at 12:07 AM
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<yosh_dewd> te intereseaza ceva plugin care face laba in terragen in loc de
apa ?
<yosh_dewd> *face lava
24 Aug 2003 at 11:12 PM
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<mistia> ce-mi plac chaturile de la tactics arena
<mistia> lol
<mistia> il intreb
<mistia> unde stai ?
<mistia> si intre timp ii omor un arcas
<mistia> si el zice michigan si imi omoara vrajitorul
<mistia> nice nice
21 Jun 2004 at 7:16 PM
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[00:23] <mistia> adica
[00:23] <mistia> am luat-o de la un tip
[00:23] <mistia> de aici
[00:23] <mistia> wait
[00:23] <mistia> that sounded wrong
[00:23] <mistia> mi-a dat-o
09 Sep 2003 at 12:24 AM
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[22:21] <Psyche-> daniella`, tu esti available, right?
[22:21] <daniella`> what do u mean by that?
[22:22] <Psyche-> adica no bf
[22:22] <daniella`> im available as in Im looking for a job, but im not
having sex with u
05 Aug 2004 at 10:24 PM
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[03:10] <[toshy]> oare imi scade iq-ul cand itzi dau mue?
10 Aug 2003 at 3:11 AM
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IMME : lol i'm dumb
IMME : ma uit jos in taskbar
IMME : mirc/yahoo/google/winamp
IMME : dau right-click pe winamp
IMME : close
yosh : hahaha
IMME : si ma gandesc wtf s-a oprit muzica
IMME : press winamp button
IMME : play
IMME : there...
IMME : si dup-aia ma gandesc WTF did i just do
01 Apr 2005 at 11:49 PM
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me_melka : "da ma fute bine? aoleu ce scarbos! unde sunt? unde sunt? unde
sunt zi`le sa vina"
stalker : WTF
me_melka : sor`mea in somn :)))
stalker : loooooooooooooooool
11 Jul 2005 at 2:55 AM
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17.02.2004[22:15] <kv9> sunt un cacat
17 Feb 2004 at 10:15 PM
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[03:00] <@MUADDIB> peste vreo 2 ani a pus maric.juana in beci. lampi,
staniol reflectorizant et
[03:01] <@MUADDIB> bunica-sa a facut ceai din ea si s-a basculat pe spate
[03:01] <@MUADDIB> au gasit-o astia terminata
[03:01] <@MUADDIB> la 80 de ani drogata muta!
[03:01] <@fishbone> lool
[03:01] <@fishbone> bunica trotilata. now that's something to see
[03:02] <@MUADDIB> magarul i-a zis ca plantele sunt de origine indiana,
pentru ceai si cu efect stimulator a capacitatii de invatare
[03:03] <@MUADDIB> probabil ca baba vroia sa scape de scleroza
31 Aug 2003 at 11:03 AM
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(Putschist) i hate irc
(+yosh_dewd) me 2
(+yosh_dewd) irc, shrooms and fucking stupid bitches
(+yosh_dewd) *stupid fucking bitchez
(+yosh_dewd) i dont mind fucking stupid bitchez :D
23 Aug 2003 at 9:24 PM
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piano: "Wow; how nice. A new command shell and scripting environment that
doesn&#8217;t even let you run scripts. What will those guys at Microsoft
think of next?" - cateodata ma sim ca si cum Microsoft ma trateaza ca pe un
copil mic si prost.
mistia: eu ma simt asa tot timpul
24 Sep 2008 at 11:58 AM
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cosmina_blue: da si mie un site cu oferte de calc k-lumea plz
cosmina_blue: in afara de flamingi si ultrpro
Rubby-Roy: www.cauta.pe.google.com
cosmina_blue: ms
Rubby-Roy: np
cosmina_blue: baaaaaaaaa
05 Jan 2005 at 2:54 PM
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[00:53] <benishor> bai sa-mi bag pula ce enorm mi se pare totu'
[00:53] <benishor> imi vine sa plang
[00:53] <Lemiwinks> stiu
[00:53] <Lemiwinks> mai bine nu ti-o aratam
14 Oct 2003 at 12:52 AM
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[04:15] <zmack> btw
[04:15] <zmack> a iesit proiectu verde ?
[04:17] <Night-Elf> nu
[04:17] <Night-Elf> orcat as incerca tot maro si gros iese
19 Feb 2004 at 4:19 AM
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<gabim> ce ploaie de kkt
<sod> la mine a fost de gheata
29 Feb 2004 at 5:20 PM
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<zeuss_> sorry bha
<zeuss_> eu cautam ip liber
<zeuss_> :)
<`hollyman> Te rog frumos fara bha.... ca nu ne-am tras de chiloti :)
<zeuss_> scuzatima
<`hollyman> Np
<JoePesci> `hollyman vreau sa ma trag de chiloti cu tine ;))
12 Apr 2004 at 11:40 AM
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<fufme> but i have something bettter than women
<fufme> gay jewish vegetarians
31 Mar 2003 at 1:11 PM
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<blonda> sod_: you like to watch. period.
<sod_> i don't like to watch your period
20 Jan 2004 at 11:51 PM
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kave: e mai hot
kave: femeie cu pula
kave: decat barbat cu pizda
23 Apr 2008 at 4:36 PM
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[01:24] <CALIBRA> nuti dam ma ban
[01:24] <CALIBRA> iti dam muie
[01:25] <Alecsutzu> treaba voastra
[01:25] <Alecsutzu> da sa stiti ca nu e frumos
[01:25] <CALIBRA> da e placut
10 Oct 2003 at 1:21 AM
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<xCyBorG> plus unul din alta serie
--- drag0sh is now known as Reiker
<xCyBorG> care se cheama Enterprise
--- xCyBorG is now known as JeanLuc
<JeanLuc> wasssup Nimber One ?
<JeanLuc> s/nimber/number
<Reiker> capitane, mi s-a parut mie ca eram in alta serie
<Reiker> data avea memoria updatata
<JeanLuc> fara Y2K bug, eh ? :)
<Reiker> year 2.4k
<JeanLuc> mda
<Reiker> laerienii ne ataca
<JeanLuc> chiar acum 1 ora m-am uitat la Star Trek - First Contact
<Reiker> deskidem linuxul international?
<Reiker> sa ii translatam
<Reiker> incarc modulul de kernel acum, suntem in USER SPACE
<JeanLuc> hax0rienii
<Reiker> haxorienii sunt ca si morti
--- Reiker is now known as Raica
--- JeanLuc is now known as Janluc
--- cmatei is now known as Deita
--- You are now known as laForja
<VooDoo> huh ?
<Raica> comader Deita don-t mess with our new kernel
<Raica> is'a a pre btazoid one
<Deita> capitane, suntem port-scanati
<Raica> take care of it, highly unstable
<Janluc> pregatiti fazerele...
<Raica> sa vezi ce fazere dupa gat le dam
<Janluc> laForja..cum stam cu motoarele ?
<laForja> Janluc: prost
<laForja> Janluc: nu le vad
<Raica> la forja baga la motoare, nu e pe canal
<Janluc> laForja: deschide ochii
<laForja> Janluc: n-am
<Raica> dsikde aparatu repede
<Janluc> laForja: nashpa...nashpaa...
<laForja> gat
<Deita> scuturile sunt sus: iptables -I INPUT -s H4X0R -j DROP
<Raica> emitem in 2.4 ia-ti drivere de pcmcia noi
<laForja> le vad
<Raica> !
<Janluc> laForja" cate degete am ridicat eu acuma ?
<laForja> unu, sa va fie rusine
<Raica> capitane iar le aratzi CENTRALUL?
<Janluc> sorry...
<Raica> era thumbu, scuze, mi-a intrat un haxoroid in oki
<VooDoo> biatche
<laForja> motoarele sunt la maxim, kernel-ul e bun..
<Janluc> engage
<laForja> shit
<laForja> nu merge
<Janluc> mai engage o data..
<Raica> un depmod -a ne-a distruge simboulrile de pe maieuri
<Janluc> da-i un reboot
<laForja> am uitat sa du lilo
<Raica> ingeigi neau!!!
<laForja> gata
<Deita> laForja probabilitate de 87.3% sa mearga cu insmod -f
<Raica> laForja: esti icompetent, maine iti updatam frimwarele la okelari
<Janluc> dar nu e periculos Deita ?
<laForja> unresolved symbol brain
<Raica> Deita: risca, baga insmod -f, ai grija sa nu panikezi nava
<Deita> Raica this will taint the kernel, firmwarele de okelari e
binary-only
<laForja> nu mai suport vreu SVGA ochelari
<Raica> v-am spus bah sa ii luati okelari cu soft open source lu la forja?
<VooDoo> aloou.. linku simbolic se face ceva de genu ln -s target-file
destinatia ?
<Raica> iar da mailuri cu virusi
<laForja> intruder
<Janluc> laForja: VESA 2.0 e bine ?
<laForja> kill VooDoo, securirty to engine room
* VooDoo out
<Raica> over end aut
<Janluc> VooDoo fige... urmariti-l
<VooDoo> ma frec pe sfarc
<Janluc> s/fige.fuge
* VooDoo catre baza :
<Raica> a pus mana pe tztza lui, e offende
<Raica> haxorian pe nava
* VooDoo eject
<Janluc> VooDoo ce sexy esti
<Raica> haxorian pe nava! alerta gri cu dungi
<laForja> ba, vedeti ca VooDoo se freaca pe sfarc si stropeste motoarele
<Raica> haxorian pe nava! alerta gri cu dungi albastre
R0bert777 Raica
<Deita> capitane, VooDoo se uncloakeaza chiar in fata noastra !
* VooDoo scapa cu nava de rezerva
<Raica> Deita: pune fazerele pe el
<laForja> Raica: bre, da parca erai la Diana, ce tot ne freci cu alerte?
* VooDoo ma auto-teleportez

<Janluc> VooDoo nu te mai freca pe sfarc
<Janluc> ca ne faci pofta
<Raica> infundatzi tzeava de teleportare
<Deita> unu VooDoo si-a remodulat purtatoarea
<Raica> il prindem pe conducta
<laForja> cp VooDoo_teleportat > /dev/null
<laForja> gata
<laForja> l-am prins
<Raica> Deita: lasa dracu priceperea umorului si actioneaza
<Janluc> VooDoo resistence is futile...you will be assimilated
<laForja> s/cp/cat
<Raica> asa baieti, dezasimilati-l
<Janluc> VooDoo... do you copy ?
<Raica> he pastes
<Deita> numaru unu, intotdeauna mi-am dorit sa inteleg umorul
<Janluc> VooDoo... do you rm * ?
<Raica> keep a close eye on him
R0bert777 Raica
<laForja> Raica: that's mean
<VooDoo> hihi
<Janluc> :)))
<VooDoo> eu am baut si voi v-ati imbatat
<Raica> Deita: nici o problema, e un canal de haxorieni #mumu, acolo vei
prinde algoritmul
<Deita> processing, processing
<Janluc> laForja... tu nu ma vezi cu ochi buni, eh ?
<Deita> /join #mumu care aveti un rootkit pentru voodoo 5.1 ?
* laForja a cazut in motor
<Janluc> bun combustibil....ce ati bagat in motor de merge asa bine ?
<Raica> LOGURILE CAPITANULUI DIN VAR LOG CAPITAN1 /// INCA O MISIUNE
REZOLVATA CU SUCCES IN CARE NU A MURIT NIMENI DIN ECHIPA, NE INTOARCEM LA
NICKURILE NOASTRE ...
--- Raica is now known as DRAG0SH
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<SickChick> I've got a man, you know...
<cloudish> is he around ?
<SickChick> he is and if you're gonna make moves on me he's gonna turn into
you personal rectum stretcher
<cloudish> well
<SickChick> he's gonna start with a finger and work his way up into
converting you into a 6 foot asshole
<SickChick> :)
<cloudish> bring yer man over here
<cloudish> I think I'm gonna hit on you
<SickChick> ahhaha
<cloudish> :)
<SickChick> you like being fingered, you lil prick
06 Jul 2003 at 12:51 AM
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[00:59] (kv9): <kv9> ok ok im uploading it
[00:59] (kv9): <kv9> http://217.155.31.147/stuff/me.jpg
[00:59] (kv9): lezz see
[00:59] (kv9): ...
[01:00] (kv9): <Eweh> very funny
[01:00] (kv9): ma dezamagit
[01:00] (kv9): where are the screams of horror?
[01:00] (kv9): guess hes used to it
[01:00] (harb): told ya
[01:00] (kv9): <kv9> what? am i not tight enuff?
[01:00] (kv9): <Eweh> thats not you
[01:00] (kv9): <kv9> how can you tell?
[01:01] (harb): hint: get some more gay pr0n from dice
[01:06] (kv9): <Eweh> !!!!!
[01:06] (kv9): <Eweh> ok..
[01:06] (kv9): <kv9> so i guess
[01:06] (kv9): <kv9> i wont see the clown outfit eh?
[01:06] (kv9): <Eweh> leave me alone
[01:06] (kv9): always right you are
[01:06] (kv9): <harb> poate se sinucid astia ..
[01:07] (harb): what did you say to him?
[01:07] (kv9): ok i just managed to spook out a gay person that talked
about glowing horse cum
[01:07] (harb): hahahaaa
[01:07] (kv9): are you not afraid of being around me?
12 Jul 2003 at 1:06 AM
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<Theoden> break a leg
<adiacent> and then break the other one, too
02 Jul 2003 at 1:22 PM
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[21:02] <raz|away> HarDWirE was my master
[21:02] <raz|away> yea
[21:02] <raz|away> facem copchii din priviri
[21:02] <HarDWirE> wahahahahahahah a zis da
[21:03] <HarDWirE> daca nu eram io era nevastasa virgina
06 Jan 2005 at 9:03 PM
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01:53 Skee: vreau sa taca vecinii
01:53 Skee: se cearta ca vitele
01:53 NSD: iesi pe balcon si urla
01:53 Skee: no need
01:53 Skee: am geamul deschis
01:54 NSD: haha
01:54 Skee: i yelled
01:54 Skee: m-a injurat
01:54 Skee: my life is complete
01:54 NSD: haha
01:54 NSD: nice
01:55 Skee: i was like "gura" and he was like "sa te fut in gura"
01:55 Skee: and i was like "no that's not what i meant"
15 Jul 2005 at 2:45 AM
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#tribal

<fofo> [17:37] <fofo> da' tot proasta ramai
<fofo> [17:38] <blondy21> nu sunt proasta
<fofo> [17:38] <fofo> dovedeste-mi
<fofo> [17:38] <fofo> cat face 2+2-2
<fofo> [17:38] <blondy21> 6
03 Nov 2003 at 2:25 AM
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<mache> voi nu stiti ce pierdeti cand lucrati langa 200 de fomei, in jur de
20 de ani :)
<dragosh> o galeata de coaie umflate?
13 Sep 2003 at 2:43 PM